This is the conversation I had via blackberry messenger with JBradey (friend and former boss) on my way into work today, it sums up my morning commute [brackets added for your benefit]:
SY: Have I mentioned lately how much I dislike Obama?
SY: This morning he's messing with my morning commute!
JB: Hahaha, That's a perfectly valid reason to dislike him!!
SY: He's speaking at Mason about his ridiculous health plan, and since I drive past [Mason's main entrance] every day, I'm stuck in a world of traffic
SY: UHHH
SY: AND, then this ridiculous man in the car in front was making awful hand signals at the health care protestors [with pictures of Obama made to look like the Joker - pictures omitted since nephews read this], I so wanted to stand on the corner and protest with them.
JB: Hahaha What a jerk!!
JB: Let me guess - the guy in front of you has a bunch of ultra-liberal stickers on his car
SY: Just one.... Obama '08
SY: He's old and curmudgeonly [word of the week]
SY: He's on my kick in the face list... along with Obama [don't worry, that's not an actual threat, just an old JBradey saying]
JB: Love it! I'm guessing you're still not at work.
SY: Almost, FINALLY!
JB: Any chance I can use that excuse today? "Sorry I was late to work but Obama screwed up my commute!"
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